Liberty is precious.  See that word liberty on the humble dime?
Retain your liberty to view uncensored and un-cut comedy, by forking over a dime!  That’s right,   Membership in the Space Bass GIVE-A-DIME CLUB is gonna cost you one dime per month! members are given special links to the freshest, silliest, most bizarre and uncensored-est content Space Bass can dish up!  Think about it - 
ONE DIME is hardly worth bending over to pick up.

  It won’t pay the tax on a cup of morning coffee
   It won’t buy 5 minutes at a Santa Monica parking meter 
 It will  only feed a starving African child for a half hour 

But it WILL buy all the depravity you have come to expect from SPACE BASS FILMS!  

...and help us reach our goal of world domination by March 27!